Porkus | Epic General |
Legion damage: 1080 Duel power: 367 |
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A tantalizing aroma delights your nose. You look around, licking your lips. Then you gawp.
"You... You're made of bacon," you say. "Magic bacon, in fact," the creature says. "My master loved this stuff. If someone came along and stole a single rasher, he chased them through the village -- throwing lightning bolts at their ass. But that didn't bring back his bacon. So he came up with another plan, for whenever he had to go out." "And he didn't come back to... eat you?" "He died. The cleric said it was his heart..." The golem's eyes narrow. "But don't start getting any ideas. He gave me his orders, before he went. If I catch you trying to steal a taste, I'll eat you instead!" | |
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Recipe
- Porkus is a part of one recipe.
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