"Glittery bugger, innit? Don't get no ideas though, this thing might be fancy and all but I can still knock your brains out with it if I gotta." -- Lord Richly the First
"Everyone's always asking me where I got me fortune. Well I'm not tellin', am I? I go and do a thing like that and you'd all mob to it and pick over what's left. You don't get rich by sharin', and there's your first lesson." -- Lord Richly the First
"Nah, Richly ain't my real name. Changed it, didn't I? You make a lot of enemies, adventurin', and I'm none too keen on any of them seeing my turn of fortune as theirs." -- Lord Richly the First
"Armorer warned me solid gold plate weren't any good for turning an axe or arrow, but that's fine. I'm done adventuring, this is just for wearing to big parties and that, so the other rich folk know I belong there." -- Lord Richly the First
"I put the biggest, pointiest gems here in the knuckles in case I need to show anybody all this money don't make me soft. Give 'em a punch worth more than their house. Ha!" -- Lord Richly the First
"I'll be honest, it's tough to walk in these bleeding gold trousers. Harder being rich than I figgered." -- Lord Richly the First
"I think I'd better pay a boy to go around rolling velvet where I'm walkin', make sure I don't scuff nothin'. How about you, you want to earn some coins for a little honest work and hustle?" -- Lord Richly the First
"Had this ring made special! Was just a regular gold bit when I bought it, but I got 'em to put these gems all around, real classy like. Feel like royalty, wearin' this!" -- Lord Richly the First
"Look, Clarence and me we been through a lot. Lotta folk would go and buy a purebred stallion or a griffon or what have you. Not me. He earned this as much as I did, carryin' me from this dungeon to that, helpin' keep watch. Better'n people, he is. Half what I got is his." -- Lord Richly the First