"I went for a walk down the high street this morning, and saw a notice in the pub window. It said, 'Dwarf wanted for bar work'. Then I passed by the guardhouse, and they had one too. It said, 'Orc wanted for murder!' Those greenskins always get the best jobs!" -- The Jovial Jester
"Why did the gnome cross the road? No, I don't care either. Bloody gnomes..." -- The Jovial Jester
"My wife said she was tired of living in a hovel. So I burned the place down. She's still not happy. Women..." -- The Jovial Jester
"A recruiter came up to me and said I should donate to the war effort, on account of the dragons burning down villages and killing people's husbands and fathers. I asked if they killed mothers-in-law as well, and he said yes. So I sent my gold to those scaly buggers instead." -- The Jovial Jester
"Mathias asked me how he could become the master of jokes. I told him to buy them dinner first..." -- The Jovial Jester
"The dragon-rider's such a showoff. I mean, I've ridden more horses than %he% has dragons, but you don't see me swanning about with a hyphen in my name." -- The Jovial Jester
"The priest told me the gods would forgive all sins. I said, 'What? Even murder?' and he said yeah. So I stabbed him." -- The Jovial Jester