Better than Nectar: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage for each unique Drunken Angel item owned; Chance to create an Angel Ale; If an Angel Ale is owned, Phlaw's next damage proc will consume it and cause additional damage
"Bashed him. Bashed him real hard, like the god wanted. Proper angel smiting. Brains on wall, brains on boots. Didn't know he had a twin... Lost my job. Not fair! Drowning sorrows. Buy the next round?" -- Phlaw the Druken
"Try this. Like it? Took some ambrosia. Fermented it. Good drinking. Drinking till stupid gods give me my job back..." -- Phlaw the Druken
"Heaven. Lots of flying. People dropping things. Things fall on heads. Wear helmet, or get hurt." -- Phlaw the Druken
"Got wings. See? Better than walking. Not as good as sleeping." -- Phlaw the Druken
"Hate most angels. Boring. Sober. No fun! Always singing hymns. Prefer drinking songs. Know 'Men of Kruna'? Let's sing!" -- Phlaw the Druken
"Official armor. Uniform. Fancy and shiny. Stupid. Hard to get off when you need a piss..." -- Phlaw the Druken
"Want advice? Sin. Not too much. Tortured by demons. Pointy. Sharp. Guts. But too good? Angel. Flying around. Delivering messages. Listening to sermons. Boring Grope barmaid. Good sin -- get you started." -- Phlaw the Druken
"Had a girl. Blonde hair. Golden wings. Beautiful. Cheated on me. With a demon. Said she liked 'bad boys'. Bitch. Took my ring bank. Broke her finger." -- Phlaw the Druken
"Yeah, got wings. So? Flying. Lots of effort. Lots of flapping. Easier to ride." -- Phlaw the Druken
Retired Expeditions
